From Glen F. Tarbet, 1/26/03  (preceding messages in the "string" follow)
 
Here's the story my mother loved to tell, with occasional minor variations, all her life as I knew her from when I was five years old or less (she died in 1996 at age 83):
 
An immigrant woman visited her high-society cousin in England.  The cousin invited her to go to an elite dinner.  She answered, "But I don't know how to behave."   "That's quite alright," said the cousin.  "Just do everything I do."
 
Near the end of the dinner, the cousin declined another serving with the rejoinder, "My sufficiency is so fanciful, I feel like a barrel without any bung hole." 
 
The ingénue said, "No thank you. My sufficiency's so functified,  my shimmy shirt and pants are full.  I feel like a tiger without any bum hole."
 
Glynis, your father's compliment is so familiar, I thought for a while it was Scott talking about his father.
 
Love,
            Elder Dad/Grampa/Glen
 
 
----- Original Message -----
From: Scott Tarbet
Sent: Sunday, January 26, 2003 5:00 AM
Subject: RE: [Tarbet] Re: [Tarbet} Fw: these are a few of my favorite things

 
Glynis: 
 
For number 30: That was a phrase my father said every night after dinner. It was his way of complimenting my mother on her cooking.
 
My grandmother loved a joke in which the (now unspecified) ignorant immigrant twists the phrase "My sufficiency is suffancified; I feel like a wine keg without any bung hole" to "My shimmy shirt and pants are full; I feel like a tiger without any bum hole."  :-)

 

 


 

Email from Glen F. Tarbet  11/26/2002  (preceding messages in the "string" follow)

Dear Scott,

Thanks for that sweet description of Grandma! Your fascinating and touching description warms my heart.

My mother insisted Hazel was a victim of "infantile paralysis." Mom and Hazel's parents seemed to think it was somehow shameful for Hazel to be a spastic victim of cerebral palsy. I'm sure cerebral palsy was her true diagnosis.

We met Hazel Howell in 1937 when the Tarbet family arrived in Moffat Court, moving into one of the seven little row houses face-to-face in the middle of the downtown Salt Lake City block northeast of the City and County Building.

The Howell's place was two doors from ours.

Hazel lived all her courageous ninety-plus years as a quadriplegic. I think she was in her late twenties in Moffat Court. The four smaller children of the Tarbet family -- my step cousins Patsy, Jeanie, Freddy, and I (Glenny), the oldest eight -- did Hazel's bidding coached by my mother and Hazel's mother. With our limited help, on her front porch, she painted using her mouth and toes, cut and pasted pictures from magazines into montages, mail-ordered and sold greeting cards, and tended her canary. Hazel's teen-age brother, Arthur, limped about the court, hampered by periostitis.

Ever after that she and my mother remained fast friends. Her step-father, Joe Howell, could not father children, but he faithfully cared for Hazel long after her mother died, even platonically marrying Hazel when both were senior citizens in Ogden. Mom took me on the bus several times to visit Hazel, her mother, and Joe during the many years they lived in Midvale, south of Salt Lake City. Joe and Grandma Howell, as they preferred to have me call them, already well advanced in years, treated me affectionately and kindly through my teens. They, especially Hazel, always seemed thrilled to have us drop in on them from across town.

The hazy chronology of all this needs clarifying. Can you help with that, Scott?

Love,

Elder Dad

 

----- Original Message -----

From: <carrie@edizone.com>
To: <TarbetList@timp.net>
Sent: Tuesday, November 26, 2002 7:53 AM
Subject: Re: [Tarbet] Hazel

> I couldn't have said it better myself. What a wonderful woman. Ya made me
> get all choked up bro.

 

> ----- Original Message -----

> From: "Scott Tarbet" <starbet@timp.net>
> To: <TarbetList@timp.net>
> Sent: Tuesday, November 26, 2002 5:16 AM
> Subject: RE: [Tarbet] Hazel

> > I visited Hazel a lot with Grandma and came to understand her quite
> > well. It's very interesting that Hazel's name comes up right now,
> > because I have thought about her several times this week while
> > reflecting on Grandma and her angelic example of selfless, loving
> > service and how it has influenced my life. The longer I live the
> > more I realize how exceptional she was, exemplified by her years of
> > devotion to Hazel and many others, including entire young families,
> > numerous frail seniors, and people afflicted by illness, disease,
> > and incarceration, all of whom I saw her take under her wing. She
> > had a regular circuit of visits that she did (frequently with me in
> > tow), not just to socialize, but to fulfill needs for the people she
> > visited. Those needs were sometimes small and sometimes
> > staggeringly large, but everywhere she went she was greeted as the
> > angel she was. I miss her terribly but thank God for the wonderful
> > blessing she continues to be in my life.

 

> > -----Original Message-----

> > From: TarbetList-owner@timp.net [mailto:TarbetList-owner@timp.net]
> > On Behalf Of Band Room
> > Sent: Monday, November 25, 2002 10:06 AM
> > To: tarbetlist@timp.net

> > Subject: [Tarbet] Hazel

> > Yesterday I learned that Sister Brown, who is one of our library
> > workers
> > is a relative of grandma Haskell's friend Hazel. Her grandmother
> > was a polygamist half sister of Hazel's grandmother. Because
> > Grandma was so good to Hazel she was also well loved in Hazel's
> > extended family. And because she would patiently listen to Hazel
> > (who I could never understand) she was a great family history
> > resource for that family. It's nice to know that we're not the only
> > ones who remember her so fondly.